CANCER   (Jun 22 - Jul  22) Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an  extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting,  can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs  must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret  parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in  true   Hollywood style, Cancers  are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy  when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit)  over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your  second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and  you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and  soda......more alcoh-scopes